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Original Paintings

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Midnight Thrust
36×48" • Original • 2026
$1,850
Throbbing Sunset
30×40" • Original • 2026
$2,100

Limited Prints & Digital

Big Cock Energy
Limited Print • Edition of 50
$85
Veiny Valentine
Limited Print • Edition of 75
$75
The Classic
Open Edition Print
$65
Digital + Process Video
High-res file + video
$45
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